tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post3506334963671917254..comments2024-03-23T09:47:39.612+00:00Comments on alan sloman's big walk: BLOGGERS FORM NEW GOVERNMENT!Alan Slomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-12570559318710177842011-11-19T14:38:27.487+00:002011-11-19T14:38:27.487+00:00Peter: It's always best to be quick off the ma...Peter: It's always best to be quick off the mark. Never, ever buy her lipstick. They hate it.<br /><br />Owdbum: Of course you are correct: There are some fine whiskies out there with teeth.<br /><br />Ian C: With the New Order, Scotland need no longer feel oppressed. I think we can both drink to that over that bottle or two of Laphroaig 30 year old Cairdeas that you will bring to the party. <br />Happiness restored.Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-51245981984596760522011-11-19T14:11:53.461+00:002011-11-19T14:11:53.461+00:00"Racist" though, eh? Ever watched an Eng..."Racist" though, eh? Ever watched an England footie game in Scotland?<br /><br />As I live here in Gods country of course I have. The songs sung by the Tartan Army are the product of years of oppression by you English. The highland clearances are brought to mind by the ancient chant of<br />"We hate Jimmy Hill, <br />He's a poof, <br />He's a poof."<br /><br />You have to remember that when one of you Englanders is in any way critical of the Scots it is racist. When a Scot is critical of the English it is fair and justified criticism.Ian C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09047582383700320321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-47043313869360724342011-11-18T21:17:00.487+00:002011-11-18T21:17:00.487+00:00as a result of IanC's heartfelt comments, I...as a result of IanC's heartfelt comments, I've decided to push through emergency legislation ensuring that, as well as their hills and oil, we will also take their whisky and women...well, the ones with a full set of teeth, anyway.OWDBUMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04292414261703524995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-74696459481437694902011-11-18T20:08:13.510+00:002011-11-18T20:08:13.510+00:00Alan, yes I am the Fight Club Hiker but we don'...Alan, yes I am the Fight Club Hiker but we don't really fight (except over politics, religion, football results, Strictly Come Dancing performances etc....so fairly normal really) but I think you might need a combative Deputy PM if this new Government is to repel the likes of Ian C.<br />BTW you are wasting your time with your attempt to seduce our sheep here in Wales. The real babes are all spoken for already.Peter Crawfordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-64734727770898662442011-11-18T19:12:14.966+00:002011-11-18T19:12:14.966+00:00Bob: Thank you. I've heard that a lot of Welsh...Bob: Thank you. I've heard that a lot of Welsh sheep farmers are being encouraged to take on cattle as well now. They improve the pasture and make rainfall linger a little longer before dashing off head-long into the River Severn. <br /><br />There may well soon be a shortage of the prettier sheep. Make your move now. Pick out a little honey while there is still time!Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-75845299200818591642011-11-18T18:52:29.176+00:002011-11-18T18:52:29.176+00:00Regarding Wales standing on its own feet. Don'...Regarding Wales standing on its own feet. Don't forget we have millions of sheep and I think with the right marketing we can up their leisure use. We need new blood as there are now too many 'cousins".<br /><br /> as far as windmills being sold off, I would be happy to make a loss!<br /><br />have a good w/ebob Andrewshttp://randombackpacking.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-29118632387718815452011-11-18T17:22:31.333+00:002011-11-18T17:22:31.333+00:00AlanR: Sounds to me like you are volunteering to b...AlanR: Sounds to me like you are volunteering to be the New order's Banker? Sounds like an excellent plan. Couldn't do a worse job than the present lot for sure! <br />The Bankers got us into the mess we are in. Then they have the cheek to oust elected governments and put bankers in charge...<br /><br />Time for a change! You're just the chap for the job!Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-19046253615244663542011-11-18T17:20:14.400+00:002011-11-18T17:20:14.400+00:00Ian C: A prickly Scot with a sense of humour failu...Ian C: A prickly Scot with a sense of humour failure, perhaps? Still: All said and done, there are only 5 million of them so they don't add much to any economy really.<br /><br />We *will* take your hills as the Scots are incapable of looking after them themselves. A bit like the Elgin Marbles collection really. We'll give them back when you change your policies on wind farms in wild places. Oil... Trickier. Everyone says there isn't much left now...<br /><br />"Racist" though, eh? Ever watched an England footie game in Scotland?Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-5411229326195719992011-11-18T11:16:40.026+00:002011-11-18T11:16:40.026+00:00Your going to need a wardrobe or maybe even a cabi...Your going to need a wardrobe or maybe even a cabinet to put all the free handouts and wads of expenses in. Can i volunteer mine and i am size large. Account to follow.AlanRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07180571503542781921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-32658024456791027342011-11-18T11:14:53.302+00:002011-11-18T11:14:53.302+00:00Alan Sloman said...
Ian: Turfing Scotland out of t...Alan Sloman said...<br />Ian: Turfing Scotland out of the Union is exactly what Salmond says he wants. It's just that with us he'll get it: and live to count the actual cost. He won't be First Minister for much longer when the Scots realise what they actually have to pay for themselves.<br /><br />Alan:<br />Personally I'm not in favour of Scotland leaving the union but your suggestion that you can steal our oil and our hills is just typical of the racist English arrogance that makes independence so popular in Scotland.<br /><br />As for the Scots having to realise what we have to pay for ourselves the last research figures I read said that when north sea oil revenues were taken into account there is very little difference between what the treasury gets from and gives to Scotland. So it might well be the English who find out what they have been gaining from Scotland's oil for all these years.Ian C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09047582383700320321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-664951726138759022011-11-17T22:53:05.096+00:002011-11-17T22:53:05.096+00:00"Mad'n'Bad": Oh all right. Which..."Mad'n'Bad": Oh all right. Which Silly Walk, though? This November's or next May's? The usual fees apply. You know my account details.Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-22878915851855333232011-11-17T22:51:22.096+00:002011-11-17T22:51:22.096+00:00Owdbum: Rather than just tuck the wonga under the ...Owdbum: Rather than just tuck the wonga under the mattress in the Cayman Islands there is a highly recommended investment opportunity. Our partners over in Italy are currently offering a whacking 7% for their bonds.<br /> <br />In the teensy weensy little off-chance that they don't pay up, as a sweetener, they make you a present of a fine racehorse. Well, some of the racehorse at least.<br /><br />Bargain!Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-24467267809657054652011-11-17T21:53:53.741+00:002011-11-17T21:53:53.741+00:00OK then Al.
Can I be ...........
MINISTER OF S...OK then Al.<br />Can I be ........... <br /><b>MINISTER OF SILLY WALKS?</b>Andrew Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14744521212967848460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-26470411394061774772011-11-17T21:20:32.900+00:002011-11-17T21:20:32.900+00:00Aha! Home secretary, a broad and disparate brief.....Aha! Home secretary, a broad and disparate brief...a real chance to legislate for the common good and fix broken Britain...so, if there is anything anyone would like me to fix, erm, used notes in a brown paper bag will suffice, but a paypal transaction to owdbum@caymanislandssecretaccount.com will ensure you have my ear.<br />Onwards and upwards!OWDBUMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04292414261703524995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-63747059163862996912011-11-17T21:12:55.341+00:002011-11-17T21:12:55.341+00:00Ah Pete (of the Fight Club Hikers?)
If it is the ...Ah Pete (of the Fight Club Hikers?)<br /><br />If it is the Pete of FCH I am not sure we can condone fisticuffs in the new Regime. You would be replacing Hard Man Nick Clegg. Are you 'ard enough?<br /><br />:-)Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-22014342266352729322011-11-17T19:32:44.562+00:002011-11-17T19:32:44.562+00:00Alan, you didn't include a Deputy Prime Minist...Alan, you didn't include a Deputy Prime Minister. If I started my own blog, punched a Welsh farmer in the face, and started shagging my secretary would that qualify me for the job ?Peter Crawfordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-19957150366490572352011-11-17T19:11:46.848+00:002011-11-17T19:11:46.848+00:00Laua: Ouch! I might have been a little hasty with ...Laua: Ouch! I might have been a little hasty with that one... I'll have a chat with the lads over the beers & bacon butties.<br /><br />It's just that we don't need another Theresa all dolled up in high heels. We need fighters in bovver boots. People with attitude and ideas. <br /><br />In fact... Sold! To <a href="http://lllpops.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">"Is Anyone Out There?"</a>Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-86028363953913556622011-11-17T19:06:28.958+00:002011-11-17T19:06:28.958+00:00Byeways: Splendid! That'll improve the sale of...Byeways: Splendid! That'll improve the sale of portfolios straight away as we'll have to buy you one. It doesn't have to have anything inside. Kick-starting the economy, see?Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-37224039307083641382011-11-17T19:02:55.634+00:002011-11-17T19:02:55.634+00:00Terry: I see you have started to take your new off...Terry: I see you have started to take your new office seriously. Well done, Sir.Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-39179970251540650222011-11-17T19:02:17.087+00:002011-11-17T19:02:17.087+00:00Bob: Good Man! You won't get much for the scra...Bob: Good Man! You won't get much for the scrap metal as the price will bomb with all the Scottish windmills flooding the market.<br /><br />Perhaps the Welsh will change their attitude to tourists when they realise that they are a stand-alone country and actually need their business.Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-51150718209934055652011-11-17T18:59:58.557+00:002011-11-17T18:59:58.557+00:00Ian: Turfing Scotland out of the Union is exactly ...Ian: Turfing Scotland out of the Union is exactly what Salmond says he wants. It's just that with us he'll get it: and live to count the actual cost. He won't be First Minister for much longer when the Scots realise what they actually have to pay for themselves.Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-15834314999801398872011-11-17T18:57:47.107+00:002011-11-17T18:57:47.107+00:00Pete: Those Bullingdon Boys are softies! They seem...Pete: Those Bullingdon Boys are softies! They seem to be going back on every bit of their manifesto. The Bloggers New Order will soon have society back on its feet and raring to go.Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-91336599937467801882011-11-17T18:55:33.261+00:002011-11-17T18:55:33.261+00:00Robin: On such a sensitive project you would have ...Robin: On such a sensitive project you would have thought that the planners would have asked for a performance bond or something similar to ensure there was cash to finish the project as detailed in the planning permission. If the Trump outfit were to go tits-up it would leave a god-awful mess.Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-48649506017352498722011-11-17T18:22:18.402+00:002011-11-17T18:22:18.402+00:00Come on Alan, who's going to make the sandwich...Come on Alan, who's going to make the sandwiches?Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16317036646487413481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22496677.post-79292902435495842142011-11-17T18:05:50.894+00:002011-11-17T18:05:50.894+00:00Could I apply for the post of Minister Without Por...Could I apply for the post of Minister Without Portfolio if i's still vacant (and still exists!). A job with no apparent responsibilities should suit my work ethic to a tee.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com