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29 October 2011

DARREN’S AWFULLY BIG ADVENTURE: THE PEDDARS WAY

DAY ZERO: GETTING THERE: 9.5km

Black Death

I hadn’t realised that Cambridge was an international rail hub with SIX platforms and so almost missed my train to Thetford. I munched on an incredibly tasteless ‘Delice de France’ Pizza Bread, only because it was marginally better than sawing my arm off with my Swiss Army Penknife, listening to an incredibly precocious child bang on about model steam trains for forty minutes.

Thetford is a surprisingly attractive little town; I don’t know why I was surprised at this realisation as I strolled through the shopping centre. I was walking out to the start of the Peddars Way as I thought it might be a good idea to limber up a little as I have done virtually no walking at all since the TGO Challenge back in May. It felt good to have a rucksack on again; an old friend of many adventures. Having said how pleasant Thetford is, the main ‘A’ road out towards the start of the Peddars Way is not so pleasant to stroll along.

All nastiness comes to an end eventually and I turned off down to Rushford. The village is set amongst rolling breckland and luxuriant woodland: All quite delightful. I had a look around the wonderful thatched church, which I have found out subsequently was the church used in the film “The Witchfinder General.” The interior is wonderfully calm; it appears I was quite lucky to find it open as it is usually locked. I had time to soak up the atmosphere of the place and admire the ancient wall stencilling. The stillness of the place felt utterly timeless. I took a sneaky peek at the medieval hall behind, built before the Black Death; it looked a gorgeous hideaway hall. You can find out more by clicking on the link I provided, above.

Culturally enriched, I strolled onwards in the afternoon sunshine to meet up with Darren. We soon found an entirely illegal spot to wildcamp: Darren had set his Trailstar to “Storm Height” just to be safe. You never know, do you?

ILLEGAL WILDCAMP IN RUSHFORD HEATH

We were serenaded by pheasants, Muntjac and whole battle groups of crows. I had what approximated to ‘proper food’ whilst Darren chomped his way through a whole pile of E Numbers and assorted chemicals. That lad should eat better!

DAY ONE: KNETTISHALL HEATH TO BRICK KILN CAMPSITE, ASHILL: 28.0km

Robin turned up bang on time in the morning and so we took the obligatory “Start Point” photographs before setting off down the leafy National Trail.

Darren & Robin: Peddars Way, Start

ENTERING NORFOLK

DARREN & ROBIN, DAY 1, PEDDARS WAY

For the dog-end of October, we were having beautiful weather and we had a few very relaxing breaks in the sunshine admiring the beautiful Norfolk countryside and skyscapes.

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Just after the ‘Dog & Partridge’ it appeared that our Darren was struggling a bit. Enquiries established he had an injured thigh muscle; I had no idea the chap owned such things as ‘muscles’ so I was quite perturbed to then find out that he had bought a dodgy damaged one; probably off the internet. He struggled along, manfully. No gurly wimps on this trip!

MORE LOVELY COUNTRYSIDE

The sun was setting before we arrived at the campsite.

DAY 1: SUNSET

DAY 2: ASHILL TO THE DABBLING DUCK, GREAT MASSINGHAM: 24.6km

PACKING UP, DAY 2

For the gear nerdy types amongst the congregation (we have a few, bear with us…) you can see Darren’s MLD Trailstar and Robin’s Duomid. There: That’s dealt with the dreaded kit side of things. No more needs to be said about the stuff. One sentence is quite enough on this blog, thank you very much.

By now, Darren’s leg was proper poorly. He had brought the entire internet with him on his iPhone and iPad but there wasn’t time to deliver a new leg. So he hobbled along to have a break at McDonalds; the reasoning being that the lad seems to run on junk food so this might fix the leg.

Darren in McDonalds

However, not even the crunchy coated nuggets could lift the ailing leg’s spirits and so at this point we waved goodbye to the limb, to meet again later that evening. Darren preferred to keep his leg company, so he stopped as well.

The Adventure was now without its headline adventurer and was down to two men and so we strode off, full of purpose, our E Numbers having been topped up by a Big Macs and Fillet of Fish.

POLICE NOTICE

We abided by the Norfolk Constabulary’s warnings and coursed no hares, even though it wasn’t Sunday.

CASTLE ACRE 1

Castle Acre is a pretty little village: quintessentially English. So we took tea in the local pub. Well, Robin took tea and I supported the local brewer.

Robin taking tea

CASTLE ACRE

But we couldn’t sit around enjoying ourselves: we had work to do! So we set off once more to head straight as an arrow along the Roman road.

There were poppies. Is this usual at this time of year?

PEDDARS WAY POPPIES

Eventually we clambered our way to a Trig point at a good THREE HUNDRED feet above Her Madge’s Imperial Sea Level. Unaided. No Oxygen was used.

PEDDARS WAY HIGH POINT

It was a bit drizzly at this point and so Our Robin deployed his latest piece of cool kit: his umbrella. We cut a dash, we do, on these adventures!

We made our day’s objective, the ‘Dabbling Duck’, a fine bistro pub in Great Massingham and pitched camp in their back garden. Wonderfully, we were re-joined by Big Darren and the Norfolk Notable, Martin Rye at our dining table, where great plans of derring-do were plotted.

DABBLING DUCK PLOTTERS

I seemed to be the only chap on the fine local ales, so I did my level best to make up for my colleagues’ abstemiousness.

 

DAY THREE: GREAT MASSINGHAM TO HOLME NEXT THE SEA: 25.2km

GREAT MASSINGHAM

What a beautiful morning! There was a good looking young lady at breakfast with us, all lap-topped up on her breakfast table. I can never understand someone who wants to read emails over breakfast… We strode off after an excellent sausages and perfectly fried eggs into the sunshine. This is how backpacking should be done! No worries with the washing up…

Not a cloud in the sky:

DAY THREE, MORNING

There were animals to talk to. It has to be done.

PIGLET

DAY 3 SHEEP

This part of the Peddars Way is quite rolling countryside and it felt good to be bobbing up and down into the little valleys.

DAY 3 Rolling Countryside

DAY 3. More countryside

It really was a gorgeous day. It’s refreshing to have such a simple life on days like this; your only worries are to find food and drink.

DAY 3: SIMPLE LIFE

I came upon a bargain in Ringstead that Lord Elpus would have been proud to have discovered: It simply said “Hand Raised, Medium Pie” and it was £1.00 instead of £2:35  I fought my way through a good pound in weight of pork pie and washed it down with Fentiman’s Ginger Beer. It’s important to nourish the body as well as the soul on these hikes.

Robin, Darren & Strider

Towards the end of the day, we were met by Darren and his very famous side-kick, Strider, who walked with us to the coast.

Darren Strider & Robin at the coast

The view seawards was spoiled somewhat by a massive wind farm but if you angled your camera away slightly to the east they could be removed from your view.

North Norfolk Coast

24 October 2011

COMING ATTRACTIONS: DARREN’S AWFULLY BIG ADVENTURE

Darren's Awfully Big Adventure

There will be a brief interlude whilst I disappear for a little jaunt with Big Darren and Robin. The phone’s battery is a little bit like its owner; old and knackered, so there’ll be no mobile blogging stuff. You’ll just have to wait and see, see?

Nail biting stuff, eh?

21 October 2011

A WALK IN THE PARK

Lord Elpus: 60 years Young Meg: Nailed to Sea Wall

Today is a special day: My little sister reaches her half century and my old friend Lord Elpus enters his seventh decade. Yes, I know he looks young enough to be my son: I have had a hard life and he has one of those pictures up in his attic.

To celebrate the fact that I remembered to send cards to them both and the weather forecasters promising a lovely day, I went for an easy stroll in the park: Windsor Great Park, to be precise. It’s an eleven mile stroll back home through the park.

Here are the pictures: Click the link to see the bigger pictures in a slide-show.

16 October 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR BLOG

October 17th: This is not a big blog: There are some really big blogs out there with colossal followings. It’s more of a toddler really. It’s had the occasional gap in service but that’s just life really. There will be more gaps to come, shortly, as life gets in the way once more but I’ll try to keep them as short as possible.

Alan Sloman's Big Walk Blog is Five Years Old

Coming soon: Darren’s Awfully Big Adventure. Ooooh!

14 October 2011

IT’S GRIM UP NORTH

I am spending a few days ‘up north’ in Yorkshire.

Now, I quite like Yorkshire; when the sun is shining the Dales are a majestic place to be. However, as I journeyed north on Tuesday the weather steadily worsened until my arrival in the afternoon: I was met with a heavy, overcast sky and a penetrating drizzle.

However, all was not lost as we found an excellent pub in Otley with eight (EIGHT!) real ales on the bar. This was followed by a wonderful jamming session with an ace guitarist and drummer in what could only be described as a garden shed.

Wednesday worsened. It poured down with rain all day. And I came down with the cold that had been threatening all the way up on Tuesday; the symptoms can best be described as Manflu. Everything ached. My head, arms *and* legs! However, I was a brave soldier and made it to Saltaire to have a good look at Salt’s Mill. I had read so much about this place and the magnificent effort to put life back into the heart of this wonderful village. I wasn’t disappointed; the mill is an amazing place now occupied by a huge collection centred on David Hockney (who I can cheerfully say leaves me stone cold) but the mill is vibrant and full of life once again – offering employment and entertainment. The collection of sixties furniture is well worth the visit on its own.  

Wednesday evening saw me in Otley again, this time in The Fleece – what a cracking pub! They have their own micro-brewery; their IPA was a sensation and the food was tasty too.

Thursday has mostly been spent feeling sorry for myself: Drizzle in the morning but at least the afternoon brightened to some watery sunshine. Catching up with the blogs is fun; it seems everyone has been busy out there in cyberspace.

I am amazed that anyone ‘up north’ can ever dry their washing at this time of year. It’s damp, damp, damp with rain and mist chucked in for good measure. I am told the sun might finally come out tomorrow. With a bit of luck I might drag my sorry carcase out for a walk, if it stops aching.

It definitely is ‘grim up north’ but seeing my little brother with the hair makes up for it all, as he is a ray of sunshine.

09 October 2011

MORE HILL PORNOGRAPHY: TGO CHALLENGE 2004

These are from my TGO Challenge in 2004. Click to enlarge them.

HILLPORN 6

HILLPORN 7

HILLPORN 8

HILLPORN 9

Again: Guesses invited for the locations!