Sunday, 24 November 2019

TGO Challenge 2018: DAY 4

I've no idea what you have been up to since I last wrote on here but I do know it's been seven months since I last put pen to paper.  I hope you've been behaving yourselves. What's that? Really? Oh... 

Since my last entry I've walked another TGO Challenge, cycled around Provence for a week of glorious gourmandising, applied for next year's TGO Challenge and was savagely rejected. Okay, maybe not savagely, in fact the letter of rejection was very carefully phrased so that rejectees wouldn't hurl themselves from the top of tall buildings.  For weeks on end there followed the Slough of Despond of the Standby List, which was followed by the ecstasy of the 'you can come to the party' email. 

Needless to say, life has brightened considerably since that email. The blogging mojo has returned.


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Right then. Off we go again!


Here we both are then, seven months later, but back in May 2018. We're about to set out on Day Four of the TGO Challenge. If you recall, we had set ourselves the daft task of walking across quite a wide bit of Scotland from west to east between two imaginary lines drawn on a map exactly 10km apart. Where's the sense in that? But there again, where's the sense in most things we bash away at in life. 

I'll start by saying right from the off that the pictures of this particular walk have been taken by my companions and me. It's not obvious who has taken them, but I do have a full list of the photos and who snapped them should someone want to know. They'll have been taken by either Phil, Andy or me. 

The maps are mine. They're not the Ordnance Survey's anymore as I have damn well paid for them. The fluffy cuddly Ordnance Survey once threatened to take me to court for using maps that the general public had paid for through Government grants since before time began. They have only recently become more commercial (some would say money-grabbling). It should be noted that since becoming more commercially minded the quality and accuracy of their representation of the footpath network has got far worse.

I lugged the print-outs of my maps all the way across Scotland and what you see here are scanned images of those same maps, annotated every so often to jog my memory in the future.


The morning's a lovely walk, slowly gaining height to join the West Highland Way, which we then follow eastwards to above Kinlochleven and onwards and upwards to camp at Loch Eilde Mor.

Here's a picture of a Highland Cow. It's expected on any blog of the Great Outdoors Challenge.

The next snap is of the delightful waterfalls above Inchree, which you'll only find by taking the small footpath above its gorge, rather than the LRT which is the more obvious route.

After leaving the comparative shelter of the forest you come upon the wide open spaces of Lundavra. You'll thank me as I've chosen a tasteful photograph to illustrate this section of the walk. I could have chosen an image of a semi-naked Lord Elpus wafting his underwear in the delicious breeze to cool his overheated very private parts. I don't mind the Ordnance Survey coming after me, but the Obscene Publications Squad are quite another kettle of fish.


You'll only see pictures of Phil today, as Andy had joined the Fragrant Sue to go Corbett bagging. I'm pretty sure Andy was delighted to chance upon Sue (tugs forelock as I type as Sue is a Joint Coordinator of the TGO Challenge and must be obeyed) as he was getting a tad ratty at Phil's and my more leisurely pace. 

Here's a thing. Phil and I always get the miles done each day, and invariably arrive fresh and smiley at our intended camp spot to bump into our hare-like companion who has pitched camp, had dinner and knocked off a few hills before we arrive. As the walk goes on the two tortoises carry on in their own sweet fashion, always looking dapper, tidy, well fed and rosy cheeked. The hare on the other hand has achieved phenomenal mileages and ascents but looks half dead.

This section of the walk brought me out with Horse's Burial. Seemingly hundreds of West Highland Way walkers stumbling towards us, burdened by very large packs and each with at least three feet covered in blisters. Sadly, we didn't meet many smiley people coming from Kinlochleven. 

Just as sadly, we've come to expect the next picture everytime we walk anywhere near Fort William on the TGO Challenge. This is because each year Fort William hosts literally hundreds of motorcyclists who tear around the highlands in these parts a week or so before our walk, ripping up the fragile peat soils. It's the Scottish Six Days Trials, and may they rot in hell.

There's the beginnings of local resistance to the event, as can be found HERE but I doubt if it will amount to much, as the Scottish Government have in the past given serious money to Fort William to help the event along.

The walking hereabouts on the WHW is speedy, if a little dull, until you near the crumbling remains of the once great Mamore Lodge Hotel, and then there's the spectacle of the fabulous view down Loch Leven. Unfortunately at the time of our visit the place was heaving with earth moving equipment and civils contractors, building yet another small hydro scheme, with its concomitant widened and  strengthened access roads. It was a bit of a mess, but the contractors were, as always, polite and good people. 


We were flagging a little on this last stage and slightly irritated that the estate thought it necessary to bypass an estate cottage by instructing walkers to scramble down the hill along the fence line of the property, to then scramble up the other side. Really? Is this really sensible?

We muttered dark thoughts to each other, but it couldn't break the happy place we'd been in all day.

We made Loch Eilde Mor in good heart, and no sooner had we made camp when we were joined by Robin Evans - joining us for a few days walking -  and Lynsey who we had last seen a few days before as she headed out alone into the wilderness.

It was a little while later that Andy and Sue arrived, having done their Corbett, and a very big day to boot. I believe Sue muttered something along the lines of "If I ever mention tackling another bloody Corbett on this walk, someone fetch the bolt-gun..."

Watch this space.


  1. Christ, that's a flash back.
    And Sue did in fact say that. Which makes about 2 hrs into the next day amusing. She is well 'ard mind 🤔

    1. That girl's legs must be built from spring steel and titanium. They're supporting a small nuclear reactor, and all wrapped up in sugar and spice.

  2. I was getting getting worried about you. Good to see you back with another excellent posting and accompanying photographs.

    My postings have come to a halt after a reasonably steady flow of mobile blogs in summer, though re-reading some of them makes me cringe - the penalty for rushing using an iPhone is my excuse.

    1. Don't lose heart, Gibson! Whenever I re-read my old posts I wonder what I was on when I wrote them.
      I've missed the wonderful fellowship of the blog-writers as over the last year or so I've been sidetracked by all manner of stuff and so I have a huge amount of catching up to do.
      I'm really glad that you've continued blogging, as yours is one of the places that inspires. It's good to hear from you, Sir.

  3. Looks like you're in danger of getting a whole year behind, but all good fun - this time you might catch up with yourselves on the walk from last year and then merge into one; by the way I don't watch Doctor Who.

    1. Hello Sir!
      Speaking of Doctor Who, I chanced upon Russell T Davies on Desert Island Discs the other day. What a lovely bloke. You can listen to the programme HERE

      As for you're in danger of getting a whole year behind I'm now well over a year behind. However, life's all about getting on with it, whatever you've been dealt. I'll make a fist of catching up in the next few months.

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    1. Thank you, kind unknown person.
      You can always leave your name at the foot of the comment if you don't have a Google ID.

  5. I have a Master's degree in History. It seems it will be useful in helping analyse your blog posts. 2018? Pull your finger out man. It'll soon be the roaring 20s. Flappers, prohibition and tommy gun wielding gangsters. Very pleased for you that you finally have a place for next May.

    1. The roaring twenties? Is that when no one will be allowed to fly to China because of DangerousManMadeGlobalWarmingClimateEmergency? As for the flappers, we already have a whole host of them - they call themselves the BBC and Social Meeja. The Tommy Gun wielding mobsters sounds like a plan though. They can have a go at all the eejits in my Little Black Book to save me the bother.

      Having a Masters in History could prove very useful right now. You could tell all the Yoofs what is was like when we had unburied bodies, rubbish piling up in the streets, UK Car Manufacturing brought to its knees, etc.

      Now then, after having 2020 as a year off, where do you intend starting in 2021?

    2. Well it will not be up that bl**dy ridge from Lochaillort! 😁

    3. I'm certainly with you on that, oh Great Norse God! 😁

  6. Welcome back, Alan, and enjoy your route planning and reminiscences, and the inevitable wrestling matches with Blogger!

    1. Young Man!
      How splendid to hear from you. We've been busy boys since hearing that we're on the Challenge. Ahem. When I say we, I of course actually mean Phil. He's booked all the transport to Inverness, designed and written out the route, sent it to Ali & Sue, and booked all the accommodation.
      The man's a whirlwind of hard work and efficiency.
      As for Blogger, I've never had many problems with it, either on the PC or on the phone.

      I shall have to ip over to your blog when I get a moment to see what you two have been up to. I do hope you've been looking after the Sexy Pharmacist and treating her to first class cafe breaks.

    2. I've kept her well fed, anyway...

  7. Hi Alan i,m loving the blog so but i,ve read this last one about six times now and as i,ve been very good can we have the next bit please.

    1. Your wish is my command, Chris.
      The next bit is now up!

  8. Bloody trail bikes!! That image is found everywhere down my way. They are ruining my local Black Mountains including one stretch of newly and lovingly restored path that lasted only a few weeks before they tore it up. Something needs to be done.
    Anyway glad to see you back blogging - onwards with your tales of derring do and cheese/wine :)


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