You see, he invited a few of us along (well when I say 'a few' what I really mean is twenty five) for a spot of lunch in a pub in the White Peak. Now these legs aren't used to this 'walking' business at all - this is an outdoor blog, all said and done - and you can't possibly expect me to blog about being outside if I am out there in the cold damp air, actually outside, can you? I need to be here in my office, in the warm, with the cat on my lap, slurping a rather nice cappuccino and pulling ideas out of the skull cinema to share with you.
Well after a bit of prodding Lord Elpus & I decided to see what all the fuss was about - we would get in the car, drive all the way to some countryside and then go for a walk with a ragbag of ramblers. This 'countryside' thing was fascinating: It was like Suffolk and Cambridgeshire but a bit more crumpled up and with Rivers and trees and stuff, too.
(It did all smell a bit like the muck-spreader had been out for a week beforehand.)
Mill Dale (Click on picture for larger image)
Shirl | Rose | Lord Elpus |
So - in a typically Lord Elpus Winter Walk sort of way, we all finished in the gloaming, in the cold, in the middle of nowhere with mud up to our eyeballs.
Mileage: A few too many.
Food and Drink: Laphroaig & three rather fine pints of Black Sheep and Fish&Chips.
Photo details: Box Brownie, no filters, apart from those pinched from Shirl's fags.
Gawd... please delete that bloody awful picture of me IMMEDIATELY!!!
ReplyDelete*takes deep, cleansing breath*
Is that a real dog with those hikists?
ReplyDeleteElpus looks happy.
This is what happens when you go outside.
The word is "sphom" = a phantom ejaculation.....
I AM a real dog!!!
ReplyDelete*makes big growling noise*
I'm big inside :-)
p.s. word = 'essect'. Perhaps Blogger knows I can't speeeel properly?
Hands up all those who refresh this web page to see which word comes up next ...........oh! just me then..........sad!
ReplyDeleteI see the training for the next TGO whatsit thingy is starting off...leisurely. I look forward to the mountain simulations.
ReplyDeleteMountain Simulations....!!! What a fantabulous idea! Ken - you are a poppet - no need for all those muddy boots and achey legs and some such nonsense.
ReplyDeleteThis walking lark is over-rated if you ask me. I need a dog. A fat one to start with so she doesn't pull too hard up the hills then as she gets slimmer and stronger I will be getting fitter and stronger too...
Just a thought...
I love the Mill Dale photo possibly my favourite of 2009.
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