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27 November 2010

Improvements to my LEJOG Account

For various reasons that I won’t go into on here I have had a bit of free time in the last couple of days. I hope I have put it to good use. I have made some additions to my Land’s End to John O’ Groats Account which I hope will be helpful to future LEJOGers (or “Groatsers” as Ali Ogden likes to call them)

At the  start of each day’s account I have now included a map.There will be future revisions with more and better quality photographs as well. This all takes time…

Anyway: The first day’s account can be found HERE and then you just work your way up by clicking on “Newer Post” links at the foot of each day’s blog.

One example I am pleased with can be found by clicking HERE. It’s the day from Oykel Bridge to Inchnadamph. There may well be more entries in this style to come.

25 November 2010

Lily

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12th May 2007 – 25th Nov 2010

Run over in the lane outside our home this morning.

19 November 2010

Bloody Greta Garbo

Having been mooching about “One Small Step” for a while and also having seen Stef’s post on the Ark Royal I thought I would combine the two themes and have dug up this little piece of comic genius.

And this next one is for Phil, who is going through a bit of a rough patch at the moment. He introduced me to this sketch back in 1998 whilst on holiday in France together.

Coping with Uncle Bertie

And this one for Oldmortality, seeing as he asked so nicely…

One Legged Tarzan

15 November 2010

Fit for Purpose

The Ouse

I live on the edge of the Fens, on a bit of a hill, it has to be said. Ten metres above sea level – so you just be careful out there, pumping all your global-warming-fumey-things into the atmosphere as I don’t fancy any particular mad rise in sea level at the moment.

As well as having to cope with the imminent threat of drowning I also have the misery of not having any local hills to clamber up to perhaps gain a modicum of fitness for my annual walking binge in May. It’s hard living at sea level in East Angular. But if I don’t get out there and get some exercise the first two weeks of my two week walking holiday will be hell, watching my companion disappear into the distance as I flounder hopelessly behind.

I need to be Fit For Purpose.

Ouse Reflections

So, Lord Elpus and Miss Whiplash dragged me round a muddy little circular walk all of six and half very long miles. Total height gain was about 10metres. Sandwiches were taken. Two pubs were inspected. Memories came flooding back for Miss Whiplash from her youth: The toilets in the first pub were just the same, but now they were in focus. There was no-one to trip over sitting on the floor shooting up either. However, the beer in the second pub was far better than the first.

Common - Ridge & Furrow

We got home as the sun was sinking southwest into the old ridge & furrow of the common. A lovely stroll with two wonderful friends. As for the fitness thing… Well – you have to start somewhere…

14 November 2010

One Small Step

It’s been a crappy weekend but tonight has been brightened up immeasurably by a relatively new blog written by “Oldmortality” that I encourage you all mightily to nip over and enjoy.

Try these two posts for size:

Unusual things to find on top of a hill (Interesting statistical analysis)

and a magnificent Gear Review  (All gear reviews should be like this.)

Enjoy!

12 November 2010

It’s all about presentation…

There is some good fun going on over on the TGO Challenge Message Board at the moment: Young Humph started it off quite nicely with the geographic spread of the participants of next year’s TGO Challenge. (He can’t have a lot on at the moment…)

Humph's Challenge Participants_2011

He was then asked about the overseas Challengers: So – he produced the following:

Humph's Global Participants_2011OS

Wonderful stuff!

So I put my thinking cap on and came up with the following: (It was a slow afternoon…)

Challengers 2010 & 2011

(You can click on this one to make it bigger)

This shows the numbers of Challengers attempting their 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc etc Challenge for 2011 and 2010. Interestingly there are quite a few more starting this year.

Then, in came Humph again, with a Pie Chart of the 2011 entrants: You can tell he’s a graphic artist – the boy has flair!

Humph's Pie Chart

08 November 2010

No Hiding Place.

Lonely Bealach

Well then. “Well then, what?” I hear you ask.

Hmmmm.

You see, once you have applied for the Challenge you do actually stand a fair old chance of being accepted to join Uncle Roger’s Ranks. Once accepted, your name is published on the List of Participants. There is no hiding place now. Everybody now knows about it. You have set out your stall, Very Publically. All of a sudden all that theoretical routelet scribbling has a real purpose. So now, you have to try to create a golden thread across Scotland that will hold your interest every step of the way. You want your Challenge to be utterly memorable.

Yes. The Fat Envelope arrived in the midday post and so:    I    Am    In   !!!!

So, it’s just not good enough to bimble eastwards along a nice little yellow road anymore.

Some choose the great hills and tops of the Highlands. Some pick out a vast plateau; others the wide open skies of the massive shaking bog. For some, greed dictates that every step will be on airy ridges or bounding downhill along mossy trods with the sunshine on their shoulders, distant vistas pulling them onwards.

However, my ‘thing’ is the lonely little bealachs in the middle of… well, you are not quite sure as the map doesn’t have much of a description of anything hereabouts. These are the places to visit. These are the places to discover. These are the old ways though the hills, when the weather was kinder, when the glens had families living and working the grazing, that now is the home of the wild deer.

I try to pick out the probable line through the hills, the break of slope, the large boulder – all identifiers in the mist and cloud. And sure enough, very often I do find the old path through the hills. A path that is no longer on any of the maps. A path long forgotten but now rediscovered for a hundred yards or so.

This is my sort of walk. So, it’s back to the maps.