Italy had led the way. She is now being governed by a completely unelected government to sort out the mess the elected parliamentarians have left behind. It was a logical progression for the United Kingdom to follow suit. England’s new Government has the full support of the German & French Premiers and the Bank of England.
After a bloodless coup, the New Order has taken control of the levers of power and will not be letting them go until the “Great” has been put back into Great Britain. The Cabinet Posts have been filled by the following Technocrats::
Prime Minister: That’s me. This is not a democracy. It’s my coup.
Home Secretary: Owdbum This guy talks sense.
Foreign Office: Postcard from Timperley. He spends most of his life abroad anyway.
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Blogpackinglight.. Monetary Genius.
Education: Whitespider1066 (He actually enjoys teaching!)
Health: Terrybnd. (Gets my vote – encourages a bottle of red with each meal)
Transport: TownsendOutdoors. He has been to the far corners of the planet.
DEFRA: Where the Fatdog Walks (a bit of a foodie)
Communities & Local Government: Andy Howell This’ll keep him out of mischief
Culture: The Solitary Walker. Obvious choice, really.
Leader of the Upper House: Lord Elpus, Obviously.
Energy & Climate Change: DISBANDED. No more money for turbines.
Wales, : DISBANDED (Quarrelsome troublemakers, thrown out of the UK)
Northern Ireland: DISBANDED (It’s abroad, for goodness sake! Thrown out of the UK)
Scotland: DISBANDED (Thrown out of the UK. We keep the oil and the hills)
Women & Equality: Are you dreaming?
We start work tomorrow, first thing, after a plate & bacon sandwiches and a few beers. You can’t rush these things. Other countries will shorlty be following our example. Mark My Words…