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31 March 2010

Forthcoming Walkies with a Pieman

You should be able to click on each of the images below to make 'em bigger and more beautiful. (I wonder if there's a way of clicking on me to make me smaller and more beautiful?)

Peeb to Moff Day 1 View

Peeb to Moff Day 2 View

Peeb to Moff Day 3 View

Hmmm. I was invited, and have perhaps foolishly accepted, an invitation from The Pieman along with a cast of thousands to Daunder from Peebles to Moffat in the Scottish Borders. I was assured by a TGO Vetter friend of mine, hailing from Tranent, that the TGO Chally Co-ordinator himself used to favour this particular walk, often completing it in one day. "So, to take two and a half days should be a doddle then" I heard myself thinking as I blithely wrote to accept the invitation.

Oh deary me.

There are currently blizzards over these hills, coupled with widespread flooding in the Borders. So looking at the route, flooding should not be too much of a problem then, as we seem to be walking up in the heavens, eye to eye with the satellites. It's where all the BA aeroplanes used to fly in the olden days before the crazies took over the asylum. Camping up high, in the air, in the cold. I want my Mum!

The route follows the thin blue line. The little red triangles are places I think we might be able to get the tents up, subject to reasonable weather. We shall be walking Saturday afternoon to Monday evening this coming Bank Holiday weekend. I have yet to re-seal Wanda, buy any food or gas or get anything organised. Situation Normal.

The maps don't necessarily point north (a cardinal sin, I know!) so don't go cricking your neck, now.

28 March 2010

Ingles on Ingleborough?

The summit party comprised two beardy gits, one dapper gentleman and a dominatrix. The dapper gentleman was carrying full Challenge kit. The lazy beardy bastards were carrying their packed lunches. Miss Whiplash was carrying the full regalia; whips, barbed wit and sarcasm. One way or another we were definitely getting to the top.

And summit, we did. Twice.

And yet, there were no pens or ghents on Pen-y-Ghent. This time there were no circus elephants or parakeets either. At noon, the little shelter was full to bursting with Three-Peakers and a pack of chocolate labs, Irish Wolfhounds, Jack Russells and men with ferrets down their trousers muttering; 'grim-up-north,' her-in-doors thrashing himself to within inches of his life' and 'what's a bloody trig point doing up here?'

It was getting crowded and after defending our lunches from the ravening hordes, we staggered on over rough moorland, peaty bogs and the last snow patches to our next objective. It was hard fought, with lowering dark clouds scudding between us and cold winds nipping our naughty bits.

I was attired in my newly acquired 'stealth' jacket from Paramo's latest Paris catwalk, to enable the stalking of mountain wildlife. Indeed, so good are its stealth qualities, to blend and be at one with nature, that I came across a pair of Morse Code birds (Golden Plovers) on the top of Plover Hill.

So, are we likely to find hell on Helvellyn or a whorl of wherns on Whernside? Or perhaps bells on Ill Bell.

At the end of our battle with the Great Outdoors, we didn't find any golden lions but we did stumble across a very nice pint of Black Sheep.

24 March 2010

Countdown: Fifty...

235 Carn a' Choire Bhodheach & Creag an Dubh Loch, TGO Challenge(You can click on the picture to make it bigger)

Well - it's fifty days before we all set off to Scotland for the TGO Challenge.

So - What's to be done? I'll list a few of the more pressing things:

  • Belly: This really must go! At last I have got back to the start point of a few months ago when I declared that the belly had to go. It had all gone horribly wrong and I had actually put belly on between then and now...
  • Training Walks: Not too bad at the moment as there has been a flutter of early morning walks recently. There will also be quite a few walks in hilly places which are already programmed between now and kick-off.
  • Tent: This needs to be done! I found a little leak in a seam when I was camped halfway up Scafell Pike with Shirl last year. (I had painted the seam sealer on in a very cold misty February evening, by torchlight three years or so ago, so not surprised it's a bit of a bodge!)
  • Food: I need to buy a bit more Real Turmat as it really is the Dog's Danglers.
  • Maps: These need to be printed out (so easy to leave this until the last minute and then find that your printer has run out of ink.... it happens...)
  • New Trousers: This may not need addressing, if the Belly Issue is dealt with firmly.

They are just a few of the things niggling away at the back of the bonce. I shall print it out and probably forget all about it until a few days to go, then.

16 March 2010

Flatlander

Hemingford Meadow

After returning from the crinklier parts of Derbyshire at the weekend, to be told by Lord Elpus that we had not conquered Everest and had only managed a piffling 508m of ascent, it is time to reflect.

This "up hill and down dale" thing; what's it all about then?

For walkers intent on crossing Scotland burdened by rucksacks, then I suppose exercising the old leg muscles by training up and down hills is a jolly good idea. They also get a pretty good cardio-vascular work-out at the same time; so, no bad thing. So how does a Flatlander like myself prepare for the even wrinklier bits of our Empire, like Scotland?

Well - in truth, you can't. I know in theory I could go climbing up and down stairs or spend hour after hour on the torture machine (we have a Concept II rower) to improve stamina and muscle. But we don't want to do that, do we? NO! Certainly Not!

So, it's a quick bash around the circuit (increased to 6.1 miles this morning to take in Waitrose for forgotten chillies) to beef up the pulse rate and energise the soul. And that's the thing: Energise the soul.

With views like the above, you just have to stop dead in your tracks and wallow about - taking in your sense of place. This morning the larks were going berserk and the sunshine warm on my shoulders at eight in the  morning.

The muscles and stuff will get fit by the end of the Challenge. The soul is being prepared right now.

13 March 2010

Up hill and down dale...

On t'Pike

All day out on the hill with just the one pub ~ what sort of Challenge training is that then?

The diet hasn't been going that well. Actually, it hasn't gone at all according to plan. I had been planning on losing just two ounces a day, but in fact I have gained an ounce a day since the plan started a couple of months ago. Things aren't too good on the belly front.

So last night the group made an executive decision on my behalf ~ we were going for a hilly walk today to burn off some calories.(I thought to myself at the time that this did indeed sound like a plan as I was on my fourth pint)

So today found us floundering after Jungle's heels as he legged it up Lantern Pike, then up onto Middle Moor and lastly, to Jungle's total amusement; Mount Famine. I wasn't even allowed a chocky bar!

All these high spots were of course deliberately separated with low spots, resulting in a total ascent figure that can't be short of climbing Everest ~ which Jungle appeared to be kitted out for in his new Himalayan boots and gaiters.

Anyway, we made it safely back to the B&B for lemon drizzle cake, tea and a lie-down before setting off for the Chally Reunion at the Snake Inn.

The belly appears to be no smaller.

12 March 2010

Glossop

Woohooo! Currently holed up in a spanking B&B with Lynnie, Lord Elpus & Miss Whiplash, with WiFi!

We are about to hit the high-spots of the town and discuss with Lord E (you can't trust the gurls with this...) our route for tomorrow. The reason I say you can't trust the gurls is that they want to go to the very top of everything rather than a nice ramble around the pretty bits...

Tomorrow evening we are joining with 40 other Challengers for the Annual Southern Bash Reunion. By the time we see them we will be men of the mountains; rufty-tufties who have been for a walk with a hill involved! Not bad for softy southerners...

I shall now go and have a lie-down to prepare myself for the rigours of the weekend. It's all tooooo exhausting!

11 March 2010

How does that work, then?

072 Avon Valley Railway

I never cease to be amazed at how we organise the pricing of train fares in Britain.

We have just booked our train fares home at the end of the TGO Challenge. Amazingly, we managed to secure seats from Montrose to Huntington for just £14.00 each. That's a trip of about 440 miles. That's about 3.1 pence per mile. We only have to change once; at Peterborough. And the journey is all in a civilized time period as well.

We were also offered the same train and same seats, in fact, for £135.00. Guess which offer we took up?

However on the trip up to our start point we need to travel by train to London Kings Cross for the cheapest fare available: £21.00 . That's a trip of about 65 miles. That's about 32 pence per mile.

That's ten times the price per mile!

So - How does that work, then?

10 March 2010

TGO Challenge 2010: Cheese & Wine Parties

Cheese & Wine 2010 invite 

It has become the custom for Lord Elpus and I to hold a couple of evening cheese and wine parties on our stravaig across Scotland.

Last year, the first had to be relocated as I had followed our foul weather route, so a jolly time was had at Gerry's hostel instead of at Loch Coire Lair. We listened to classical music on Gerry's record player sitting in front of a roaring fire on comfy settees with many more attendees than had been expected. We drank toasts to absent friends; those who had passed on and those who could not be there for other reasons.

Due to dreadful weather, I was 'Billy-No-Mates' at the second cheese and wine, in a storm lashed valley in the middle of sod-all. Still, the occasion was marked with me having to drink the bottle on my own and scoffing all the cheese, falling asleep to the music of the rain thrashing against Wanda's flanks.

So, this year we are hoping for a little more success on the attendee front. Lord Elpus and I have chosen two delightful spots where we are pretty certain to meet a few bon-viveurs. All are invited. They need only bring a nice bottle and some of their favourite cheese, with perhaps some nice biscuits or fresh rolls. The first is at Loch nan Stuirteag; 2840 feet up in the Cairngorms. The second is timed to be after the parties at Braemar and Stan & Bill's and before the party at Tarfside. It will be at an elevation of some 2200 feet on the banks of the Water of Unich.

Dress code: Smart casual.

Thanks go to Phil for creating the invitation with his usual style and flair.

08 March 2010

TGO Challenge Preparations in Graphics

That title is almost a direct pinch from the Glorious Gayle who has quite wonderfully been looking at how far she has been walking in January and February over the last five years. Quite fantastically she even has records of how far she has climbed for the last three years. That's pretty cool in my book.

I have kept a log for the past eleven years of how far I have walked day by day, each year from 1st January until I set off on the TGO Challenge. Lord only knows why I did it - I am not sure myself.

Answers on a postcard?

I suppose, deep down, the original reason for keeping a log was because I wanted to.

However, it does also act as a swift kick up the backside if I notice that I am falling behind with where I normally am at 'this time of the year,' encouraging me to get out there and do some walking "or the Chally will be a nightmare!"

I was worried on Sunday about being 'behind schedule' and discussed with Lord Elpus that perhaps we should put and extra loop in the walk we were on, to extend it a little? He very sensibly knocked that on the head and we finished in daylight. (Makes a nice change for one of Phil's walks...)

Anyway - I tossed and turned all night long and this morning I was out again while the sparrows were still coughing and farting to nip round my Hemingford Round, a lovely little 5.5 miles. I put in extra effort and beetled round in an excellent (for me, that is) 84 minutes. (Sad?)

Unfortunately this daft computer seems to have gobbled up the data for before 2003, which is quite frankly, upsetting. I shall take it outside and flog it to within an inch of its life and threaten it with the scrap-heap (or should that be the 'recycling centre' these days?) and go and do the sensible thing and go and buy a Mac.

Anyway, having had a bit more time this afternoon I have dug out the statistics only to find that yesterday's and this mornings rambles have got me back on target.

Phew!

Miles- 1st Jan - 8th March

Don't look too closely at 2007 as I was then on my LEJOG and had been walking solidly for eight days.

There's not a lot of walking being done at this time of year, is there? Still - I am out and about next weekend too... I suppose as per usual I shall get fit on the first fourteen days of the Challenge.

06 March 2010

Great Blog Posts, Part 2: Fenlander - Images from the past

I have been following a number of great outdoor blogs over the past four years and thought I would share with you some of the finest posts. These have given me so much happiness that I really feel they ought to be shared.

The second is from Robin Creasy, aka "Fenlander" who writes with a sure authority. The colours are bone-cold and quite thrilling to the touch. You can find my favourite post of his by clicking HERE.

Again - for the lazier amongst our congregation, (I would include myself amongst those ranks) I have cut and pasted his post, below:

 

Images From The Past

26/06/2008 by fenlander

Planks separated our world from the rest of humanity. Their worn edges were round and glazed with use. They were nine inches wide, barely three inches thick and black with age; not just a dull remote black, but a shiny, slippery ‘alive’ black. Alone, without handrail and only a centre support, they spanned the dyke outside our house.

Nearly 20 feet wide that dyke split the land like a pewter sword. Torrents of winter melt-water from inland heights raged between its high sturdy sides. Into the South 40-foot it writhed, and onward across the levels it exploded against the spring advances of the North Sea surge.

The skies then were endless, and beneath the pitiless blue-white dome our land stretched flat and naked. Winter winds had ravaged; dreaded north-easterlies ripped across the sea and turned acres of sullen saltflat into a frozen waste; now a pallid sun again caressed the land

The planks creaked and steamed gently as winter’s iron-cold grip eased gradually from their heart.

In the vastness of our fenlands life began once more.

05 March 2010

Waterworld

It's a fine line between land and water. Living near the edge of the Fens in a village on the River Great Ouse, the seasons bring regular and welcome flooding to the River meadows.

Waterworld Walk

(You can click on the map and pictures to see larger versions)

This morning's stroll around the usual circuit had to avoid the return leg through the meadows as they were under the river.

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It was icy underfoot to start with but soon the sun came through and the hat and gloves stowed away.

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Heaven on Earth? Maybe. Just a few miles put in to stretch the legs. More needs to be done!

03 March 2010

Great Blog Posts, Part 1: Mark Alvarez - The Town Clock

I have been following a number of great outdoor blogs over the past four years and thought I would share with you some of the finest posts. These have given me so much happiness that I really feel they ought to be shared.

The first is from over the pond; from Mark Alvarez. Mark is  a TGO Challenger and writes effortlessly and with great style. You can find a great post by clicking HERE

For the lazier amongst you, I have cut and pasted the post below: Enjoy!

 

TOWN CLOCK

 

Our town clock is in the steeple of the First Congregational Church—for good historical reasons a common situation in small New England towns. When I was in my teens my grandfather, then in his 70s, had the job of winding it, and I often helped him. (The job carried a small honorarium, forever undisclosed to my grandmother.) Getting up to the tiny belfry space that housed the mechanism entails climbing successive flights of increasingly rickety stairs, after first reaching for the secreted key in its hiding place and flicking on a sequence of dim lights.


The weights for the mechanism are two big wooden boxes filled with field stone, and our job was to raise them to the top of their runs. The “clock” box is the smaller of the two, and the cranking was easy—one-handed, really. The “bell” box is gigantic, and the cranking there, usually something over a hundred turns, was a much more substantial job, definitely two-handed, and you really had to get your back into it. (My grandfather demonstrates below, though for lack of space he is facing the wrong way and is posing over the easy “clock” gear, not the bigger “bell” gear in front of him.) At 17, I’d always try to do it without resting, something that seemed insane when I became the clock-winder myself. Then I’d do 30, rest, do 30, rest, then try to find someone else to finish.



I’d been out of the belfry for many years when I showed up at a Selectman’s meeting one evening in the ’80s, grumping that the clock was almost 10 minutes slow and that my grandfather had never let that happen. The response from my colleagues was inevitable, and I became the town clock-winder for something over a decade. My rule was to keep the clock to within 30 seconds of dead accurate, which I usually managed by setting it 30 seconds fast and letting it slow down a minute over the days between visits. The polls close here at 8 pm on election day, and it always pleased me that the election moderator used the bell in the steeple as the official time.


The system had its quirks. In the spring, I could simply advance the hands an hour for Daylight Savings Time, but the adjusting wheel wouldn't turn a full hour backward, so in the fall I had to stop the pendulum, go away for an hour, and return to give it a push to begin Standard Time. A greater inconvenience was that, because there wasn’t enough run for the clock weights, I couldn’t simply appear on the same day every week. Instead, I had to climb the belfry a day sooner than I had the week before. I say “I”, but like my grandfather, I often had company, usually in the form of my father or my young daughter, but sometimes simply a curious friend or neighbor who just wanted to see how things worked. On the wall of the belfry space, many of the winders have left their autographs and dates. I remember watching my grandfather inscribe his, and seeing my daughter do the same three decades later.

I knew some of the earlier winders, and was told about others by old residents. My favorite story is about the man responsible for the clock in the first part of the last century. He was a stickler for accuracy, and because he knew the telegraph company always kept strict time, he assumed that the little Woodbury Telephone Company, housed in a little building a few hundred yards south of the church, did too. So before he’d go to wind the clock, he’d call the operator and ask her the time. She would excuse herself, return, and give him his answer, satisfying him that the clock was running accurately. One day he asked her why she had to leave her console to check the time. “Why,” she told him, “I go out onto Main Street so I can see the Town Clock.”


I retired as town clock-winder at the end of 1999, after helping to promote a painstaking (and expensive) refurbishing of the external clock faces and the 1876 clock mechanism itself. I was replaced by an electric motor, which winds but doesn’t adjust. The clock is often 10 minutes slow.

01 March 2010

Digital Mapping

Chally Day 2 Aerial View

(You can click on the image above to make it bigger. Go on, you know you want to...)

A little while ago I showed our planned route for the second day of our 2010 TGO Challenge walk. Now, there are members of our congregation who are not particularly beardy walkery types and so, just for them, (ahem!) the above image helps to visualise the day's walk. You can see our start point (if you squint carefully) at the top left - Oban bothy - and our finishing point down in Glen Pean. You probably will need to click on the image to see this! Oh - but it is worth it! Go on - Click on it!

Digital mapping can be a powerful tool. It does ram home what you are about to take on. With those great big rucksacks full of food and tents and stoves and pots and pans and sleeping bags etc etc...Ooh dear!